how do you tie a neck tie?
i have tried the online videos but when i do it, the fat end ends up being WAYYY too short, or when i try to straighten out the knot, the knot ends up getting too tight as if i were tying a shoe lace. what am i doing wrong? and what video should i take a secong look at?
i dont want a clip-on
and also i dont know anybody that knows how, or even owns one, for that matter
August 27th, 2009
Hey young brother, I’ve been where you are, this is the way my grandfather taught me when I was five and I always say it in my head when tieing a tie.
Two ladies want you, a skinny one and a fat one, fat hangs on you belt while skinnys half of that, skinny is on the left, fat is on the right. You need them both to learn it right. Skinny girl is close to heart, fat girl flies around when she farts, fat over skinny once then twice, then once through herself, skinny’s looking so nice, fat girl falls flat over the bump in the part and skinny girl lays right close to your heart.
August 27th, 2009
tie it realllyyyyy tight!
August 27th, 2009
ask your dad
your pic looks nice to me?? lol
August 27th, 2009
very slowly. my cousin was killed in a freak necktie accident. it was his power tie ;*(
August 27th, 2009
tight
August 27th, 2009
put the tie around your neck with the skinny end on your left side, hold the skinny end straight out, wrap the big end around the skinny end 3 times, push the big end up through the collar of the tie and pull it back through the top wrap and pull tight.
August 27th, 2009
When I was a little girl I loved watching my Dad tie his tie. I remember him showing me how to do it. I caught on WAY before my three brothers. …….
anyway here’s a link maybe it will help you.
And thanks for bringing back some great memories.
August 27th, 2009
You could alway get a clip-on tie, but that’s tacky. I don’t know, your the man so you should know…